siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 


tsundereslasher:

aou cast text posts | sdcc 2014 edition

clothinthesand:

barbeauxbot:

rurone:

So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah

Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”

When life hands you lemons

you make giant robots

(Source: sounds-simple-right)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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thespheater:

Well done, Ben.

-This was epic.


paintdoktahwho:

wow rude (yeah doctor whos back today or something idk)


imsirius:

Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]